My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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