Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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