Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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