i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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