It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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