just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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