im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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