Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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