i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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