I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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