The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
