Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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