She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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