she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.