Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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