They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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