Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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