Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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