doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
