Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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