I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's shark week go big or go home
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Randomize
