Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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