I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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