Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I need to calm my uterus...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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