Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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