Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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