If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
More tranny stories later!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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