So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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