North Korea, Best Korea!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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