if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had