ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type