so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."