PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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