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Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone

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Tonite tequila might call you

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Be prepared

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(802): Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone (802): Tonite tequila might call you (802): Be prepared http://tfl.nu/qx1s

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on

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(803): I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on http://tfl.nu/5tgi

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(203): Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do. http://tfl.nu/ir0f

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(478): View more from Georgia

So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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how did that work out?

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Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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(478): So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking (404): how did that work out? (478): Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder... http://tfl.nu/o1yp

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(703): View more from Virginia

the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

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(703): the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years. http://tfl.nu/s9g1

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.

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(803): She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD. http://tfl.nu/b7tw

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(904): View more from Florida

You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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(904): You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies. http://tfl.nu/5zb6

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(936): View more from Texas

To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.

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(936): To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex. http://tfl.nu/0t9p

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.

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(218): It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter. http://tfl.nu/rje4

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(816): View more from Missouri

where are you?

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talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick

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(816): where are you? (1-816): talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick http://tfl.nu/w2ig

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(734): View more from Michigan

Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.

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(734): Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go. http://tfl.nu/sxv0

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(425): View more from Washington

I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..

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(425): I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt.. http://tfl.nu/0vvh

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(623): View more from Arizona

I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.

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(623): I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed. http://tfl.nu/y07r

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me

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(630): i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me http://tfl.nu/f940

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(248): View more from Michigan

I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face

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(248): I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face http://tfl.nu/fni1

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