i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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