how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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