what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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