Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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