just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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