we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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