If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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