its not stalking. its research.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This is my gift to your gina
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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