Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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