your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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