garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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