Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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