My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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