I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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