Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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