That's intense
dude i'm inner monologue high
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
