I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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