I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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