ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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