I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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