I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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