Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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