It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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