covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We don't watch enough power rangers
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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