you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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