So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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