Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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