Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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